Total Medals Earned: 332 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,170 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (90/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/60 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Destroy the town hall in the final level.
Complete the game!
Find 16 muffins!
Find 32 muffins!
Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
Find 48 muffins!
